who throws a child in the river what the fuck
wtf even is this movie why did she pee on his floor what
i hate when movies make you uncomfortable so that you’re not turning down the sex scenes so your mum doesn’t hear and think you’re watching porn, but because you don’t want to watch it.
stumpkin: it annoys me when people only associate mcr with the mcrmy because i love mcr and it’s like wow there’s other fans other than ‘raygun pussy destroyer killjoy 007’
shit son, fell asleep in the bath for like an hour and didn’t even realise lol
been freezing cold all day
so i jumped into a lovely hot shower which somehow burst after about a minute so that i was simultaneously blasted with scalding hot and freezing cold water now i have to take a bath
pentaheartagram: cannibalglow: i’m actually at a level of exhaustion/fatigue/tiredness or whatever that i’m starting to feel mildly high. strange. Aaaah Sammy seriously I think it’s the anemia ‘cause I’m like that too, I’m actually high most of the time but during the day ‘n’ shit it’s as though everythings a blur and the next day I think I’ve had conversations with people I’ve not had ‘n’...
i’m actually at a level of exhaustion/fatigue/tiredness or whatever that i’m starting to feel mildly high. strange.
fucking loved first day of placement
it’s no gonna be the same tomorrow because i won’t be able to drink black coffee and smoke in the back all day, but i’m looking forward to learning new shit.
fucking delicious toffee nut latte that has kept me awake ALL NIGHT when i’m meant to start placement in 4.5 hours. the worst part is i’m fucking knackered and can’t get to sleep.
Anonymous asked: Dear ex bestfriend,
xxxxzzz asked: dear future me
w0mbats-and-f0als: I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear girl I hate, Dear boy I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear girl im jealous of Dear boy i had a crush on. plz omg i cannot sleep and i am bored
that moment when you can’t sleep and you’re trying to decide between just stayinh up all night or being more tired because you only got a few hours sleep. life is hard.
Sam, I love you more than anything.
love you most <3
the boy with the eight pack just asked me if i was gay because i’m ‘in a relationship’ with vivi on fb. turns out lots of people think i’m a lesbian. i’m okay with this.
a gentleman just sent me a photo of his abs. there were eight of them. i thought that only existed in photoshop damn.
Frank broke Gerard's ankle
ohimtherebabyfrank: omg frank holding his hands after he did it.
amy farrah fowler calls the electric toothbrush she uses to pleasure herself with gerard.
just watched angus thongs and perfect snogging.
i have a massive nose, a fat cat and i may or may not be slightly ‘mad can i have aaron johnson now plz?
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
calling your vagina gerard so frank can fuck it
ew wtf is this
op shona slept in the loft last night. srs shit is going down.