katara: a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks years
slutty cat is in heat again, he’s been greetin to get out all night and i wouldn’t mind a house full of kittens but my mother would slaughter me and i feel so bad
punkrockmermaid: “I raped that test in math cla–” No. “I raped that game earli–” Stop. “The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up. Do you see what you’re doing? YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION. YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS. STOP.
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
cannae sleep again. bunking the morning off college tomorrow anyway, fuck doing a politics assessment.
modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
narfcesca: animalsasleaders: Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
i don’t care what age she is, hellen mirren will always be sexy as fuck
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this: NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
oh yeah i’m so fucking glad i got the chance to watch greys anatomy because i am now in a FOETAL POSITION WEEPING still considering suicide
i have gone fucking six months without internet and it took me ONE HOUR in ONE NIGHT of insomnia to figure out how to get it on my phone i want to die
flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
ieromg: I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH
bibliobimbo: in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon