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fass today i cant take selfies anymore because im 2 ugly

i don’t care what age she is, hellen mirren will always be sexy as fuck

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

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Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

I see this:

NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via chemicalcatastrophe)

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

(via glitterballz)

Justin: Tonight it’s your turn.
Brian: That’s what you think.

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• mom: wake up
• me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

oh yeah i’m so fucking glad i got the chance to watch greys anatomy because i am now in a FOETAL POSITION WEEPING 

still considering suicide

(Source: neidadehoran, via lacigreen)

i have gone fucking six months without internet and it took me ONE HOUR in ONE NIGHT of insomnia to figure out how to get it on my phone

i want to die

curiousintentus:

My fave feel ever

curiousintentus:

I know that Feel

(Source: schneiderisms, via jewchebag)

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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